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SarcasmSarcasm: is elemental to my being. |
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Run Dosc:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run |
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Left-HandedI may be left-handed, but I'm allways right! |
HornyI am horny...(I like horns) |
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Glass TheoryPessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full. Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. |
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Brain cannot be found!The brain cannot be found! The intelligence you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. |
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HandcuffsThe smallest handcuffs in the world! |
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Go AsianOnce you go asian, you never go caucasian! |
Go BlackOnce you go black, you never go back! |
Funny FaceFunny fashion face with moustache and aviator style glasses! |
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Read ThisIf you can read this you really need to get laid! |
ABCDEFGA boy can do everything for girl! Girls forget everything done & catches new boy again! |
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Bad ThingsI'm one of those bad things that happen to good people! |
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Must RestYou must rest during the day so you can sleep at night! |
Yes...Yes...I can drive a stick! |
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StupidityStupidity is not a crime. You are free to go! |
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Born CoolI was born cool but global warming made me hot! |
SoberAlso available in sober! |
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OMG!OMG! The sky is blue! |
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HappyIf you're happy and you know it keep it to yourself! |
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Not meThat doesn't look anything like me... |
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JealousDoes your ass ever get jealous? |
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Gay TestIf you see two people dancing, I've got bad news for you... |
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AtheistGod made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? |
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Flat ChestRoses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back? |
You're uglyRoses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you. |
Nice titsRoses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits! |
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GamesGames don't make you violent, lag does! |
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