Santorum HappensIowa, Colorado, Missouri, Minnesota... don't blame yourself. Santorum happens. |
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Chickenhawk GingrichChickenhawk is a political epithet used in the United States to criticize a person who strongly supports war, yet who actively avoided military service when of age. |
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Rick Perry Captain Brain fartRick Perry is CAPTAIN BRAINFART! Intergalactic Space Cadet. Fighting hard to remember what departments of government he'll abolish! |
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All Hail the God-King Obama!May Obama's grace be upon you! The great and wonderful one has blessed the World with his awesomeness. Hail the God-King Messiah! Hail Obama! |
VotingThe Slave's Suggestion Box |
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Camp Obama Reeducation FacilityCamp Obama Reeducation Facility.Libertymaniacs on Zazzle Camp Obama Reeducation Facility. Managed by FEMA and the Department of Homeland Security. "Helping America Change!" |
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Washington "Start Over"Just start over people. George Washington is rolling in his grave so fast that he might reverse global polarity. Hit the reset button Amerika! |
Obama SucksGive the Yuk to President Obama's policies of big government and corporativism that are ruining an already hobbled America. |
Viva Satire Mark Twain DesignMark Twain is a hero. Twain lampooned the powerful, the corrupt, and the stupid; using humor and satire to empower the common man's mind. Viva Satire! |
Romney RINOLimousine pseudo-conservatives all agree, Mitt Romney is a gloriously milquetoast figurehead for the republican establishment cult of the status quo. He's seen so many sides of the GOP platform that w |
Bohemian GroveMidsummer Encampment 2012 President Planning Picknick. Get the Ultra Elite's summer camp for grown boys gear without all the homosexual harassment and creepy occultist black magic! |
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Dictator Obama Soviet SealYou might as well have your official American Bolshevik party badge! (We wouldn't want you to be unnecessarily be placed in our comfortable reeducation camps now would we!) |
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Sad ObamaFrom hope for change to despair of the same. |
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Jefferson F StatismThomas Jefferson was uneasy with the amount of government the Constitution allowed. Imagine what he'd think of today's statist nightmare! |
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Franklin F SocialismBen Franklin would make modern-day libertarians look like milquetoasts. Imagine what he'd think about today's bloated welfare/warfare state! |
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Jefferson F SocialismThomas Jefferson was uneasy with the amount of government the Constitution allowed. Imagine what he'd think of today's statist nightmare! |
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Barack Is My ComradeHave a little fun with the Comrade in Chief, Barack Obama. America is quickly turning into a 3rd World country, so you might as well have the matching t-shirt! |
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Big Brotha Is WatchingThink Obama has relaxed the government surveillance state? Think again. The Obama Administration has fought to surpress 4th amendment rights of cell phones users, the internet, the drug war, and mor |
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Change is Mandatory!The High Priest of Change, God-King Obama proclaims to the World that "Yes We Can Stimulate Tyranny!" Change is Mandatory, and so will be the reeducation camps for those who disobey! |
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Beware of Leaders with Nifty LogosObama isn't the first, nor will he be the last. Scoundrels and demagogues need to rely on stylistic contrivances lest the people recognize their true nature. Beware of Leaders with Nifty Logos |
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ThingsCould always be worse. You can be out of work, out of luck, or out of time, but at least your not plummeting to your death in a hot air balloon. |
Pelosi Polygraph InstitutePelosi Polygraph Institute for Advance Prevarication. Beat the Truth Soviet Style. Now with Water boarding! |
Time To PanicThe stoic British attitude seems, well, a bit disproportionate for the current malaise. Maybe it's time to panic.
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Power to the BankersPower to the Bankers! Wall street bailout after Wall street bailout, President Obama and his administration of finance industry insiders and big takes America to the brink. |
Freak Out & Break SutffThe stoic British attitude seems, well, a bit disproportionate for the current malaise. Maybe it's time to freak out and break things.
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Socialism: Same S&*t, Different A#%holesBank nationalization, massive public works, government centralized direction of the economy, the list goes on. Obama's socialism: same shit, different assholes. |
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Big Government MotorsBailout after bailout, the American taxpayer gets put over the barrel as the auto industry continues to look like something conjured up by the ghost of Benito Mussolini. Big Government Motors: Fascism |
Laughing Dalai LamaThe 14th Dalai Lama adheres to an ethic of disciplined civil disobedience, and all with a smile. |
Communist PartiesStop the scourge of communist parties! Stop the scourge of communist parties! The organizers are dicks and they are poorly planned. Features Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Fidel Castro, and V.I. Lenin.
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Freedom SilenceShhh! Remember, it's not censorship, it's freedom silence! Don't Question, just obey! Watch more network news while your at it, they'll keep you posted on what to do next. |
Obama SucksTired of all the Obama bumper stickers and t-shirts? Sick of the endless hype and overblown mania surrounding President Obama? Obama sucks, give him the yuck. |
Stop Communist Parties!Communist Parties are a scourge accross our great land! Stop the collectivist keggars, socialized after-bars, and revolutionary ravers! |
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F*#& GovernmentThomas Jefferson was uneasy even about the American Revolution's establishment of a central government. Imagine what he'd think about today's bloated welfare/warfare state! |
Don't Think, Just VoteIf the act of voting was patriotic, it certainly would be the lowest form. Lampoon the mindless idea that the act of voting alone is laudable, and counter the pretentiousness of the ‘I voted’ sticker. |
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Republic De MinnesotaThe Land of 10,000 Comrades. The siberia of Amerika. The Socialist Republic of Minnesota is where "Minnesota Nice" means coersion with a smile. |
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Banana RepublicansBush and the gang have evisorated the Banana Republican party. What's more is their 3rd world style of politics has hobbled America and placed a collectivist tool in office. |
False Messiah“For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect—if that were possible.” Mathew 24:24 |
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Enter the GipperKung Fu Reagan defends America from evil narcotics kingpins and global communist foes like Judo Gorby with his jellybean punch and the nuke chop! |
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