Miscellaneous : KurtenTees

Hey, wow! More funny shirts!

Dukakis In '92
I think this could really be his year.

Browser Cleanse
You've been surfing stuff at work and ctrl + alt + del won't cut it. You need to get rid of the evidence, quickly.

Youngblood
Seminal junior hockey movie where players routinely score with their cougarish den mother.

NHL '94
Greatest video game ever made. Period. The "hook move" (aka "cut move" or "bitch move") was the most unstoppable hockey play to come out of the 90s. Jagr + Hook Move = 13 goals per game.

Swingers
It's not so much me as it is Roenick...he's good.

I Heart KB
If you love Orland Kurtenblog and want to show your support, buy this tee-shirt. Then put it on. Then wear it. It's pretty basic stuff here, people.

Old Time Hockey
Made famous by the Hanson brothers of Slapshot lore.