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Find your favorite Poker related sayings here. We have created virtually every poker saying so you can wear it to your next game. From Fold, to All In, to Calling Station. You want it, we got it.

Poker Hands How awesome is this? Grab one now for your next poker game or that poker player you know.	2 callers Easy way to triple up.	3 of a kind Take that set.
4 of a kind Read them and weap.	ABC Player Let them think you are a simle player.	All In Move All In on someone.
ATM If you are feeling like one too often maybe it is time to take a break.	Bad Beat Good to give, bad to get. A lot like a Fruit Cake.	Big Slick This would be a great nickname to have at the table.
Big Stack Its good to be the big stack	Bottom Pair Bottom pair will only get you into trouble.	Burn & Turn Initiate some new dealers - its as simple as burn and turn
calling station Always keep them thinking, wondering what you are going to do.	Call me, I'm Bluffing Suck them into the pot with this shirt.	Dead Money Don't go chasing after dead money.
Chop It Don't waste anymore money or let the house rake anymore, just chop it.	Chip Leader Ah, to be the chip leader	check raise I hate the check raise. Make them think you will do this everytime to them with this shirt.
Coffee-Houser Yap it up my friend.	Deal Shuffle Up and Deal. Quit your yappin and Deal.	Drawing Dead Don't you hate it when this happens? Project the bad luck onto the other player.
Fast Play Lets keep the play moving here.	Fifth Street Do you live on Fifth Street? Know someone who does?	Fast Play King Keep the action going at the table.
Fish Let everyone think you are the fish.	Flop The flop will basically make or break your hand.	Flush One of the better hands you will see on a consistent basis. Advertise that you have it and maybe you can pull of a bluff or two.
Flop Turn River Repeat Pretty easy really. Get this shirt for your friends that just can't get it.	Full House Full House is a mighty fine hand if you can find one.	Gallery Liver Live in the Gallery? Constantly getting bumped out only to watch the rest of the tourney from the rail?
Grifter Not a good thing to be really, but atleast its a conversation starter	Grinder Sure, you've been known to play a hand or two	I guess I'm the Fish If you can't spot the fish at the table, You're the Fish!
Hammer Be the Hammer and start crushing your foes	Heads Up And then there were 2. Heads up, a showdown	I call read em and weap. Call their bluff.
I check Go ahead, take a free card, check away	I fold You have to be patient, and sometimes you have to just fold.	I got the Nuts You can't bluff me out, cause I got the nuts baby.
Iron Duke Just like the Rock, the Iron Duke is tought to beat.	Implied Odds Putting someone on Tilt or knowing if they will call can give you some good implied odds.	I raise Raise it up
I'm All In No messing around now, do or die time	Jam Jam them up, don't let them suckout	Just want to see the flop They just want to see the flop huh, don't give them an inch.
Just want to see the River One more card, come on, just let me see the river	Just want to see the turn Come on, don't bet, let me see the turn.	Komodo Dragon beware the komodo
Limp In Go ahead, put in just enough to see the flop	may the ace be with you Everyone needs the Ace	Monster Monster hand? Monster Pot? May all your hands be Monster
No Grifters Only honest players here	Nut Flush Such a great feeling when you flop this.	On Tilt Let them think you are on Tilt
Over Pair don't you just love this hand? a great way to pull in a monster pot.	Over the top Not just a powerful move anymore.	pair Top pair, middle pair, pocket pair? Ah, the possibilities are endless.
Peanut Gallery Viewing from the rail? Let people know to stand behind you in the Peanut Gallery.	Pigeon Don't sit down if you are worst player at the table.	Pocket Rockets Behold the awesomeness of the AA.
Poker Ah, poker. You can make millions sitting in a chair for hours, and hours, and hours.	Poker Face Here is your poker face	No Rabbit Holing You lost, get over it. If you want to see the next card, you gotta pay for it.
Railbird Always out early and end up sitting on the rail? Have someone who doesn't like to play but always wants to watch? Get this shirt for yourself or them	Rock Play like you mean it. The Rock is the hardest player to beat at the table. Don't give them an inch.	Royal flush Ever see one in a real game?
Sandbagger Better than you look?	Seriously	Set Flop a set?
Short Stack Being the short stack takes away a lot of options	Shuffle up and deal Ready to play? Lets get this game going	Shut up and Deal Quit the gibber gabber and deal
Slow Player Maximizing the take per hand sometimes calls for the slow play.	Straight Hopefully you have the high end of the straight	Straight Flush Straight flush is a powerful hand.
Suckout King Always catching your card on the river? Don't let them think about calling your bluff.	The real deal If you're the real deal, let em know.	Poker Face Show them your poker face!
Top Kicker Beat em with your kicker	Top Pair A Top Pair ain't much, but if you got it bet it.	Welcome Bad Beat A Bad Beat is going to come, it may as well be from you.