Dr. Matt Store

I'm not a bona fide "doctor" in the strictest sense; that is, in the sense that a "university" has granted me a "doctorate." My doctorate is what I call the doctorate of life. It wasn't handed to me by a "dean of students" on a "platform," unless that dean of students was life, and the platform was also life in a slightly different metaphorical sense.

So what do I do for those people who come to me and say, "Dr. Matt, I've got serious problems"?

Well, I tell them the same thing I'm going to say to you: "Stop having problems, stupid!"


In this book, you will learn:

* The Superman-Jesus connection
* How your problems are like barrels on a boat
* Why metaphors are stupid
* Why self-help books don’t help
* How to properly compare Russell Crowe and Stone Phillips

Go to the Dr. Matt blog at thedrmatt.com/