Apoplectic Press > Special Occasion and Holiday Cards > New Baby Anti Card
Congratulations! There’s nothing like the smell of a brand-new humanoid baby is there? However, being an avid killjoy, I’d like to point out there doesn’t seem to be much on the child’s horizon but increasingly petulant environmental disasters, Monsanto-sponsored crop failures, antibiotic-resistant explosive-diarrhea strains, humanity’s enslavement by a global mega-corporation, humanity’s enslavement by China, nuclear-disaster-causing herpes-meteorites or some diabolical combination thereof. Still ...SpongeBob SquarePants should be in syndication well into the corporate-sponsored apocalyptic hell-scape that will be the future —so there’s always that to look forward to.
