Apoplectic Press > Special Occasion and Holiday Cards > Graduation Anti Card
Congratulations! You’ve just graduated from an educational system intended to guide you toward your career destiny but which, instead, has managed to break your will with mind-numbing repetition, obligatory regurgitation and a deluge of corporate propaganda. But fret not! Your benumbed frontal lobe and penchant for zombie-like conformity will prove invaluable in helping you to endure the soul-crushing commutes, the psychologically tormenting and arbitrary management decisions, the duplicitous co-workers and the relentless public humiliation of life in a cubicle farm. And, even though it may occasionally seem a tad overwhelming, you’ll always be able to find solace in the 14-million-to-1 odds that your office lottery pool will win you enough money to retire.
