Apoplectic Press > Special Occasion and Holiday Cards

Weird and subversive special occasion and holiday cards from Apoplectic Press. Apoplectic Cards are the antithesis of conventional greeting cards. These cards feature collage illustrations using Victorian engravings embellished with pen and ink. The images are often unrelated and disparate. The effect is a feeling of cognitive dissonance or tension. The text is usually an extremely long, adjective-saturated sentence that is an almost misanthropic political rant under the pretext of a greeting card intended for Valentine's Day, Easter, Wedding, New Year, Graduation, Birth or Retirement.

Anti Wedding Card A disgraceful Anti Wedding Card that will make people rue the day they dared to be happy.	Anti New Year's Card Start the year on the wrong foot with this disheartening and tormenting New Year's anti-card.
New Baby Anti Card A forlorn and despicable anti greeting card to make people feel terrible about having a new baby.	Graduation Anti Card This thoroughly depressing and demoralizing graduation anti card will take the wind out of anyone's sails!.