Apoplectic Press > High Contrast Designs for Dark T-Shirts > Anti Creationism T-Shirt
Evolution T-Shirts: Scientists all agree humans began as small apes in bowler hats. Next, we went through a phase of more elaborate headwear designing. Then, the earth was suddenly overrun with bass players. After that, everyone looked a lot like a hobo-golfing Jesus for some reason. Next came the apex of human mullet evolution ... the Billy Ray epoch. We've since gone into decline and hoards of psychopathic gun-wielding capitalists have pretty much taken over.
