Apoplectic Press > Weird Birthday Cards

Strange and subversive birthday cards from Apoplectic Press. Apoplectic Cards are the antithesis of conventional greeting cards. These cards feature collage illustrations using Victorian engravings embellished with pen and ink. The images are often unrelated and disparate. The effect is a feeling of cognitive dissonance or tension. The text is usually an extremely long, adjective-saturated sentence that is an almost misanthropic political rant under the pretext of a birthday card.

Birthday Card 1 A horrid Birthday Card that tries to make people wish they had never been born.	Birthday Card 2 A desolate Birthday Card that will actually physically suck the joy right out of a room.
Birthday Card 3 This dreadful and loathsome Birthday Card could give a clown clinical depression.	Birthday Card 4 This Birthday Card tries to be upbeat but what's the point ... we're all doomed.